All New Ford F-150
All New Ford F-150
High performance V-8
Highest torque in all its class
Greater payload
All leather interior
Heated seats
Seats so hot you’ll say “boy these seats are hot”
Seats so hot they’ll cook the poo in your butt.
Seats so butt-cookingly hot passengers will say “your truck smells like cooked poo”
Seats so hot you’ll be eating cooked poo for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Cooked poo will be your Thanksgiving meal.
Seatssohot COOKED POO willdominateyourthoughtswheneveryour POO isn’tbeing COOKED. Youwon’tbeabletohaveacivilconversationwithoutbringingup COOKED POO. Normal,unCOOKED POO willseemso unbearablybarbaricthatthethoughtofraw,loose POO willmakeyougag.You won’tsmellorexperienceanythingotherthan COOKED POO andYOU’LL LIKE IT
The all new Ford F-150
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