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Somewhere around year 21 (of 40) Moses is idly chopping the carrots in the morning. Nothing unusual, nothing unusual at all.
That’s odd, there seems to be some sort of fungus among the chopped carrots.
Wait a minute… that’s no fungus.
A horrified Moses casts his gaze further downwards. He has lopped off his foreskin.
How embarrassing, what woman will want him now?
“I gotta spin this” he thinks.
And he does. Thus circumcision becomes the hottest thing in the desert.
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